A performance/installation installed illegally in a remote corner of Montreal’s Côte des Neiges shopping mall. I performed the role of a security guard, insuring the safety of art pieces with security tags on them. This was a safe and steady art shopping experience. Each piece was worth 100 dollars, but I did not end up selling any. My performance tricked one security guard who waved back at me, but Goodwin the second security guard was not fooled by my attempt at pushing the fabric of reality.